shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014

shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you

who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot

by five across the face April 7, 2015

shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.

I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.

by elledit August 12, 2011

Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

by Ur mutha March 27, 2005

get shitty

to get extremely drunk

lets go get shitty

by mullett December 21, 2002

shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008