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Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.
by cosmicaug October 7, 2009
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shitflickers

Pointy shoes which are used to pick up shit and then to flick that shit into somebody's face.
"woah, look at that girls' SHITFLICKERS"
i love you ryan,u'll always be my baby!!!
by bellagry September 16, 2005
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shitastic

Something allegedly fantastic or good that you know to actually be unbelievably shitty.
Person A: Everyone likes dogs because they're so great. You like dogs, right?
Person B: Yeah, dogs are shitastic.
by John_the_WOTist March 13, 2003
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Shitastic

The felling that over comes a person after taking a shit that makes you feel good.
Tim was feeling like shit all day untill taking a massive shit now he feels shitastic.
by I am Sean February 22, 2009
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shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.
"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)
by james November 15, 2003
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shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.
Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.
by berishnicoff December 28, 2005
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The Shitlickers

The rawest punk band from sweden, started in 1981 and broke up in 1982. However in there short time they managed to release 2 EPs and Inspired many D-beat punk bands and also they're first gig was opening for The Exploited.
"Who tells the cunts to do what they do? THE LEADER OF THE FUCKING ASSHOLES! - The Shitlickers
by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 30, 2012
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