Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.
(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"
by Pwhitty July 03, 2009
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Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
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Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
by Sam-I-Ami July 25, 2008
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Hym "This is absolute shit. Absolute shit. You are all really screwing me here. Wow... Just wow..."
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1. Crap
2. Poo
3. Rubbish
That was a massive shit you just did there!
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A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 06, 2008
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