Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.

Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.

by 4 Whiskeys of the Apocolypse June 21, 2013

Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.

Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift

by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016

Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010

Driving Stick-Shift

When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.

Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"

Friend- "Who drove?"

Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."

Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"

by LeGeNdKiLleR69 June 7, 2014

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As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!

I am now boredom itself, you will never stop me, i have typed "escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow" !

by RadoNaemL August 31, 2021

B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

vibe shift

Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.”

Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.

We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.

Yeah I’m in my vibe shift right now. You won’t catch me in the club now that things are opening back up again. I’m all about going to the Home Depot, renovating my home and hearth, yknow? Once I tried topless gardening things changed a lot for me.

by Sickomonster April 24, 2022