shengus

I use shengus instead of saying shite.

Thats absolute Shengus!
Total Shengus!
Shengus Khan man!

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Shangri-La

1. a remote beautiful imaginary place where life approaches perfection : UTOPIA

Now that you've found your paradise
This is your Kingdom to command
You can go outside and polish your car
Or sit by the fire in your Shangri-la ~ The Kinks

by squarefi February 6, 2005

Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole

Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick

by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010

shengping ho

Shengping Ho.
The epitome of genius and wealth. He is also the best roommate who gives you free food. He will ace every test then tell you he failed when all along he set the curve. He forces you to do your homework and makes you actually succeed even if you don't want to. He is the kind of guy you want to have around because he is very motivating.

That guy is such a shengping ho. We should invite him into our friend group.

by IdiosyncraticOne November 15, 2017

Shangee

A term establishedn the early 90's which is substituted for dude, bro, or homie.

Let's hit the ocean. Surf's up, shangee!

by Carly Elizabeth February 19, 2007

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

by Shizdorm March 5, 2019