shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022

Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

shandyed

Derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as 'Shandy'; Often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of Brighton and Hove. This term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: "You've been done"

"I arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; I was royally Shandyed"

by TeddyP(UK) January 8, 2009

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023