Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.

Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?

by Coprolite February 2, 2021

Race Rock Shandy

A shandy style beer drink made with Long Island Lemonade and beer, originally Corona. Race Rock Lighthouse is off the western tip of Fishers Island New York.

When I go out to drink beer in Mystic, CT I like to order a Race Rock Shandy!

by 0neHugeWang! April 22, 2021

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.

oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house

by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022

slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).

Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.

by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021