Shafterburn

After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.

Not tonight love, I've still got shafterburn from earlier!

by Cbored January 27, 2009

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Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

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Shaft/Shafte

A word that can mean literally anything, but is most commonly an insult used against another person. Can also be called Shafte (Shaft-EE)

Person 1: "You are such a Shaft/Shafte."
Person 2: "You take that back!"

by I breathe K-POP December 8, 2020

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Shafter

The worst city in America. If you're not Mennonite, you're working in the fields.

Girl: Have you ever heard of a city called shafter?
Boy:No, it sounds terrible though.

by ihateshafter February 5, 2010

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shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

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