A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.
by airrrr July 4, 2019
Get the Sergiomug. by J9er October 5, 2020
Get the Sergiomug. Sergio is a sneaky, manipulative man whore. He will cheat on you and then hide it for 3 years then gaslight you and hide the truth. Sergio is disloyal
by Lola22111 May 4, 2022
Get the Sergiomug. a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two
person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming
by sergio sandwicher April 1, 2024
Get the sergio sandwichmug. the most attractive and hot man youll ever see in your life you should totally get with him espeaccilay if your name is jessica
Me: omg is that Sergio Perdomo!!! I heard he has a 20inch meat slinger!
Jessica: I fucling hate sefgio
Jessica: I fucling hate sefgio
by chestnutballs January 25, 2023
Get the Sergio Perdomomug. by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
Get the .9.Sergio Giavanni Kitchens.9.mug. A stupid bitch that needs to learn his place.Sergio is emo as fuck.Sergio is a confused dog.He is always stupid.If you have Sergio smack him<3.He LOVES getting body slammed and smiling 🤨
Sergio is a idiots
by I LOVE ZENITSUUUU November 21, 2021
Get the Sergiomug.