Seattle wedding

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.
Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.
by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017
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seattle stream

the act of pissing in ones mouth with a full bladder, then letting them slowly have the piss run down the chin,neck and chest, and eventually having it pool up into the belly button.
i love it when my wife lets me give her a seattle stream
by fecalcollector April 16, 2011
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Seattle Seahawks

A football team that can celebrate on January 2, 2011. A team with nothing to lose going forward in the 2010-2011 NFL season.

Seriously, any 49ers or Rams fan should be jealous; they get a second chance at the New Orleans Saints, oppirtunity that is golden for both teams.

NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A 49ERS FAN; I'M VERY JEALOUS INDEED.
Al Michaels: And the Seattle Seahawks are you 2010-2011 NFC West Champs!
by 7 and 9 January 04, 2011
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Seattle Seahawks

Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.
"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."
by Sports Info July 06, 2006
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Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.
I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited
my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead
by jrjpjmctj March 18, 2011
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Seattle Snorkeler

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
by Shortstak6 November 12, 2012
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