Sandal Whacker

A girl who gives very aggressive handjobs, relieving their built up frustration.

I was with this girl on the weekend, she was a right sandal whacker, and now my dick hurts man!

by Fudge Krinks March 22, 2020

Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.

Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!

by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

Sister Scandal

James Charles and Tati’s (non-existent!) relationship.

Or, how Tati’s forty minute long video completely destroyed James Charles’ makeup career.

So, spill the tea.
Did you hear about how James Charles lost 1.5 million subs?
I knooooow. What a sister scandal!

by and that’s the tea! May 12, 2019

flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

Lollergate scandal

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

by Fatboy November 18, 2003