Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

scrompin' the nuggets

slang for having sex; originated in Southern West Virginia.

Have you seen Josh and Hannah today? No, I think they're out scrompin' the nuggets.

by mayorofgsville09 March 27, 2009

Scruffington

A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.

Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!

by Aleitheia December 19, 2013

Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

scraping at the door

The feeling one gets when a bowel movement is rapidly approaching the exit-- a line adapted from the film Ghost Rider: Sprit of Vengeance where Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) describes his Ghost Rider alter-ego as "scraping at the door."

"Can you hurry up? I need the bathroom, it's scraping at the door!"

by headfangs April 25, 2019

scraping for dimes

describing someone who is low-income or living in poverty

Homeless people in Arkansas can be seen scraping for dimes when money is low.

by HerbJones September 16, 2023

colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick

Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!

by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008