scrote rag

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.

Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag

by Denis T July 19, 2008

scrote wings

this is the male versiion of a camel toe. its when the mans testicles lie on either side of the middle of his jeans

oh kenny your scrote wings looked outstanding tonight in the cellar

by joabby carter May 04, 2007

Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

by buffalomagic June 04, 2010

Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.

Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.

by JKooks May 12, 2008

Scrote Throat

When it is so damn cold out it feels as though your scrotum has receded up into your throat.

Steve: Holy Christ is it cold outside! My ball sack is so small it's as though I'm a women!
Anthony: Sounds like you got a bad case of Scrote Throat.

by AmbroseBurnside September 21, 2010

Scrote Dumpling

When a man folds the skin of his scrotum over his penis, covering the penis completely.

Hey ladies, want to feast on my scrote dumpling?

by professor Bananas June 07, 2010

Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014