Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.

Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.

by Klunsgod April 17, 2017

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

Schrodinger's leftovers

When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.

That sandwich has been in the fridge since last week. It's Schrodinger's leftovers now.

by KyojinJaeger January 27, 2020

Schrodinger's Hispanic

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors

"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

by Flammenwerfer December 31, 2020

Schrodinger's Jester

When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.

Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"

In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester

by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?

Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023