tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

by Stone&Ed August 11, 2008

scarf knot

A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.

Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.

by Mobius May 13, 2005

Barf Scarf

An article of clothing, preferably a scarf, that is used to catch bodily fluids: Such as barf or vomit.

HEY! Pass the barf scarf, i'm gonna yak!! or Why do you have that in your purse? It's my barf scarf for when I puke my brains out.

by haley, megan, jenna January 20, 2009

Scarf and Barf

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.

I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf

by dboyfromdahood December 27, 2011

scarf-wearer

People who wear a scarf. Just having the scarf on transforms you into a Jane Austin-reading, Starbucks drinking, indie rock listening "I think I'm better than you"-type douchebag.

Girl walks in a local Blockbuster video.

Girl: Do you have that new Jane Austin movie?

Guy behind counter: I don't know who that is.

Girl: Oh ... my ... Gah ... I can NOT believe that you don't know who Jane Austin is. Ugh ... (She re-wraps her scarf around her neck and walks out.)

Guy behind counter: Fuckin scarf-wearer ...

by Squish333Pook April 16, 2010

Scarf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scarf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.

Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scarf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?

by spillaz July 30, 2010

pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014