Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

Satchel

An underrated as fuck guitar gem! (aka Russ Parrish)

"Satchel is more talented than a good portion of extremely praised guitarists"

by Lavvender4 May 08, 2020

Satchel

HE IS A BITCHASS NIGGA

UUHH IM SATCHEL UHH I"M SO GAY

by LICKME.it September 25, 2019

satchel

a hot and silly guy

that guy satchel is pretty hot

by Fluster5 March 10, 2024

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 April 07, 2016

Green Satchel

Classic foreplay: when a partner blows on a males partner's scrotum.

While you're down there love, I wouldn't mind getting a green satchel.

by Louis "Satchel" Armstrong November 12, 2010

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 30, 2020