Jerry Sandal

A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.

Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?

by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019

sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

Sandals, sanDals, sandalS

Sandals, sanDals, sandalS

Sandals, sanDals, sandalS

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

pearl sandals

where you cum on somebody's feet.

also:

pearl sandellas (1836) literary

Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.

The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.

by footdad June 12, 2022

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

Sandal

The deadliest weapon in the world.

Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)

Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*

by THATSGAYMYGUY October 13, 2021