When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
Get the San Diego Surprise mug.When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
Get the San Diego Stop mug.by KrissKraut November 15, 2018
Get the San Diego Adios mug.When you take a bong hit up your ass, and then fart it back into said bong , then procede to rip the whole thing and hold it in as long as smugness allows.
Becky was like omg I know this guy who vapes in my philosophy class that can take a whole San Diego Hotdog in one toke...it was lit FAM.
by SDSM&T July 11, 2016
Get the san diego hotdog mug.When a bald man applies oil to his head, assumes a three point stance and charges into another persons open asshole.
Nick had a hard time recovering from a night of Dave giving him the San Diego Charger. A few times they almost went ATM.
by The JibGuy September 27, 2012
Get the San Diego Charger mug.Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.
Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.
Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.
Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.
Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.
Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"
Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"
Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"
Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."
Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"
Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."
San Diego Chargers
Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"
Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"
Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."
Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"
Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."
San Diego Chargers
by Man La Pig October 11, 2008
Get the San Diego Chargers mug.Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
by Neburnectar December 6, 2006
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