sarcasmystic

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm

I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.

by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

Sarcasmitis

A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation

*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."

by kontoculai July 11, 2019

compulsive sarcasm

When you just have to be sarcastic. It doesn't even need to mean you are sarcastic all the time.

A nice reaction to insults, though.

"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."

"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."

"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."

by Linn Ultimatihah October 15, 2009

Out-sarcasm

(owwttt sarrr khass mmmm) -- Verb

1. To use so much sarcasm that a person is overwhelmed
2. To use sarcasm to a point that the other person has had enough
3. To "own" someone, using sarcasm

Lizi (sarcastically): Yeah, it was just so great. I almost died from the excitement.

Gabe: Okay, okay! I get it!

Lizi: Did I just out-sarcasm you?

Gabe: ... No!

by Drummist18 June 9, 2010

Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

Pseudo-Sarcasm

A statement, when made, that is meant to be interpreted as sarcasm, when actually, it is not.

After coming out of my bosses office with a raise instead of the ass-chewing that I expected, I announced, "Man, I LOVE my job"... Everyone thought I was being sarcastic, when in fact, I was using pseudo-sarcasm.

by Ashtabula Larry January 12, 2013

sarcasmic

the delivery of sarcasm accompanied by an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction, generally due to the face that the sarcasm was well-deserved.

Joe: No, not seriously. I was being sarcasmic, retard.

by BlackNoise March 29, 2009