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by Swinger swanger definer November 6, 2017

Swingers

UK slang term often used on road to exemplify a violent situation in which someone hits or “swings” for another person

“If a ladyboy were to ever back out her dick on me, it would be an immediate swingers”

- paraphrased from Chuckie Online Podcast

by FumbleRoundTheBattyCrease September 22, 2018

Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

Swinger

A person who does drifts donuts with their car, particularly ones at street side shows

I sold my car to a swinger from LA, i saw him doing donuts with it on the news

by NissanZ June 30, 2021

Nut Swinger

Someone who defends a celebrity or athlete to no ends. Often blinded by fandom.

Kyle is such a nut swinger. He still believes Lebron is the GOAT over Jordan.

by Nateroo77 April 11, 2020