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Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.
These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.
by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022
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Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like
!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING
by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017
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Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,
Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.
by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.
by 83Wayz December 28, 2024
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
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