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southern bell

A female from the Southern United States; Usually implies that the female in question possess both beauty, charm and style, while having a core of strength, intelligence and wit.

Can also imply that the female named also has a tendencey to utilise all her cahrm, intellect and style in order to have others - Not exclusively male- to perform unpleasant tasks for her. However, a real southern bell will in fact perform msot such tasks herself.
" Dolly Parton runs her own business, plays several instruments, acts and writes, making her a modern southern bell."
by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004
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Southern Marsh

Preppy up and coming clothing brand. Worn mostly by southerners.
"Nice shirt man what brand is that?" "Southern Marsh bro"
by Carlyle Johnson March 4, 2012
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southern rock

Perhaps the greatest thing to ever come from classic rock, which is, in itself great. Southern rock puts a southern spin on classic rock. The guitar riffs are different, using a more honkey tonk style than general classic rock. It is a step between early country, (which was a bit slow) classic rock, (the best genera of music yet to exist) and modern country (which more or less sucks). All in all, southern rock is a great genera.
Southern rock artists include: Lynyrd Skynynrd, and the Allman Brothers
by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008
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Dumb Southerner

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.
Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."
by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018
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southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.
Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009
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southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.
by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003
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