Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.
Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 02, 2010
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soggy seagull

when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.
Vinny: Wow, Joe wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the party.

Billy: What a soggy seagull
by cangus July 06, 2010
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soggy bitch

A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.
"Ugh mom you are such a soggy bitch!"
by HIBYEHELLOmilk123 August 24, 2017
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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
by bloodbath428 April 25, 2006
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Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.
Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!
by Beefdog October 21, 2013
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Soggy Jemmima

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.
Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you
by norlane spastic 69 January 17, 2023
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Soggy Noggin

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.
Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)
by Red monster boy August 11, 2023
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