Sneaky Sailboat

A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.

Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.

by captainjackoff October 16, 2011

sneak hug

The process of sneaking up behind somone or beside them, hugging them and screaming "sneak hug!" as soon as you do it.

Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince is still just Prince, my ex-wife is still pretty much my wife, 'Grey's Anatomy' always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television, Newbie continually will try to violate my no touching policy, and Republicans will forever try to raise-
JD: SNEAK HUG! (sneak hugs Dr. Cox)
Dr. Cox: ...Of course, I would go kill him right now, but he actually just helped to prove my point.

by saucemonkey April 30, 2009

sneaky be's wits

Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.

Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?

by fatbox November 28, 2005

Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.

Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .

by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

Sneak preview

n.

1. (Communication Arts / Broadcasting) a screening of a film, or series pilot, at an unexpected time to test audience reaction before its release. Not to be confused with sneak peek.

We were invited to a sneak preview at Warner Bros. Studios!

by Jrskow July 16, 2011

Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012