A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

Snail porn

Accual printed pornographic magazines.

"Damn! My internet is down. I'm going to have to get some snail porn!"

by Nottius Maximus December 17, 2008

snail track

Smearing vagina juice on the face of someone. The female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.

Jenna just snail tracked Jim in the face while he was sleeping. She also had a yeast infection! Damn, Jim just got owned.

by Ragnarokx October 27, 2008

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

snail stamp

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Dude! My girlfriend knifed me in BF3 the other day and then snail stamped me.

by gongadan January 1, 2012

Clam Snail

A small, sensitive, erectile part of the female genitals at the anterior end of the vulva.

All you’ll see in the video is my balls slapping her clam snail.

by Dart Barr January 28, 2022

coova snail

A Coova snail is a person who does lots of cocaine. This cocaine is only sniffed when he's on a night out with the lads and trying to get absolutely trollied. He's goal is to search for pussy he can get as generally coova snail's are virgins who don't have hardly any or no experience with the female counterpart. You will usually find one coova snail per friendship group.

Oh look mum it's a Coova snail look at him doing all that cocaine.

by Sp33dD3m0n March 31, 2020