ghetto smurf

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!

Hey Sam, Look at that Ghetto Smurf over there, damn, whatta Lamar ~ he looks soo bad

ghetto smurf by R'n'S August 3, 2003

smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold

that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass

smurf bite by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005

smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

smurf by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

smurfet 

Smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time

"Who is that " that's smurfet " wow she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen " you think I have a chance ? Haha no way dude

smurfet by Wowimbeautiful December 18, 2015

Papa smurf 

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

Papa smurf by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

smurf-kick 

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

smurf-kick by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

Smurf hammer by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003