the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
by analex May 13, 2009
Get the smeggingmug. It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 3, 2021
Get the Smegmug. The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024
Get the The Greg Smeg Clegg Bandmug. A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.
A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.
A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020
Get the Smegmug. The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg
Also #smeg
by cum destroyer May 2, 2014
Get the smegmug. 
Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
Get the Smegmug.