shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.

There's only one of THE SHREK.

by MC PC October 25, 2009

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019

Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

Shrek

An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.

Hail Shrek!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

by Oofer. June 9, 2018