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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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shallow hole

the female version of a small dick which also could mean that the said female is a shallow person
i was day dreaming in my car while at a stop sign for 4 seconds and an suv passes by me coming from the other side of the road which snaps me out of my day dreaming and i see two 18 year old looking young women in the suv i look for 1 second with a neutral facial expression before i shift my focus back on the road in front because of the line of cars behind me and those 2 cunts thought i was staring in their direction because i was interested in them so when i turned my head they made fun of me and assumed i was scared of them or some shit but in reality i was just day dreaming i was like shallow bitches have shallow holes.
by superiorbreed July 8, 2018
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SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)
The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.
by Amish Dale September 28, 2018
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Shallow

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY
by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019
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Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.
Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.
by ravenghost August 11, 2019
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Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.
My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!
by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019
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Shallow

When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...

1) judge people solely on their looks

2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have

3) complain to people who have much less than them

4) date for status

5) usually a ‘toxic friend

6) talk about how they’re better than others

7) judge others for what they wear/have

8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have

and many other things
example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!

shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.

example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).

example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...

example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.

example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?

example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.

example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
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