Shallow

When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...

1) judge people solely on their looks

2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have

3) complain to people who have much less than them

4) date for status

5) usually a ‘toxic friend’

6) talk about how they’re better than others

7) judge others for what they wear/have

8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have

and many other things

example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!

shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.

example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).

example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...

example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.

example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?

example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.

example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.

by hi i’ve been fucked over alot August 20, 2020

balls shallow

When you're forced to do something and you dont want to do it.

Uncommitted

boss made me cum in on a Saturday so I went in balls shallow

by ScootyPutt July 28, 2022

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Shallow

All white moms favourite song

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY

by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019

shallow

Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).

Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Shallow

Agreeing to room with people and transferring last minute.

Hey guys I’m actually transferring.

Bruh that’s shallow.

by User101872729 June 1, 2021