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SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)
The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.
by Amish Dale September 28, 2018
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Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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Shallow

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY
by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.
My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!
by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019
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shallow dig

(verb) to do something lazy or half ass or to not peform 100%... in any situation or on any occasion.
The other night I was hammered, and I took this female home, and, I was so hammered that I had to give her the shallow dig.
by Tha Blakness June 20, 2011
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