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Seulrene

2 Members of red velvet, Irene/Bae Joohyun & Seulgi/Kang Seulgi. The Wifes of kpop, in love with each other & a purely married couple. Irene, a BEAUTIFUL talented kind caring woman, gets scared easily, but her sexy looks with massive duality, her bunny smile is enough to make anyone melt. Seulgi, the best dancer in the whole universe, no one can compete with her. Her Bear smile and INCREDIBLE duality can kill anyone, one-second shes an intimidatingly beautiful sexy eyecatching goddess, the next she's an adorable cuddly bear who just laughs and shows her melting smile that can warm anyone's heart in a second. Those 2 are incredible women, a perfect pear. I recommend to go watch their music video "Monster" and prepare to see and hear the best song you've ever heard in your life.
"Oh who do you ship in Red Velvet?"
"I ship SEULRENE"
by seulgi's secret gay care December 24, 2020
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how the hell should I know?

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?
by anonymous October 18, 2004
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Dingo shoulder

White people can say this instead of nigg... . Brown people are forbidden from using this word.
Neil: what’s up my dingo shoulder
Hayden: you’re brown you can’t say that you taxi driver
Neil: (lies dead on the ground after being punched by Hayden)
by Sayden Hantilli August 19, 2019
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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"
by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018
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shoulder surfing

To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to.

Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).
While engaged in a conversation with a person at a party, you could be accused of (or at least suspected to be) "shoulder surfing" if you look over his/her shoulder(s) to check out who else is in attendance.
by p.s. February 8, 2006
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Shoulder Slut

An individual, usually a girl, who at music festivals rides up on guy's shoulders extensively. They will move from guy to guy, quickly proceeding to another when the current one tires from carrying their weight, with little or no sympathy or emotional attachment towards the former. They are using the males unapologetically for a good vantage point.
That girl, she is such a shoulder slut! She just moved from Larry to Paul to that guy in the black tank top without even asking their names!
by Tillyyyy18 February 20, 2011
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