Cunty Scumbag

Someone who is trustworthy and nice.

(Let’s redefine this word!)

Me: You can always talk to me if you need it babe.

Friend: “Oml such a cunty scumbag ily”

by leafstxr December 29, 2017

inbred scumbag

A highly offensive insult usually used to describe someone who's either a detriment to society or has an extremely low IQ level.

Joe: Billy got kicked out of the bar last night for trying to start fights.
Mark: What a inbred scumbag.

by PieceOCock November 15, 2015

team scumbag

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel

By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

• Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

• disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!

by Granny’s flesh light March 17, 2018

scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.

"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."

by NotABigFan January 05, 2015

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 05, 2021

Minecraft Scumbag

A Cringey player that plays on dead servers.

Welp, their goes Raviole with a dick on the side of his plot, he's suck a Minecraft Scumbag.

by Jadams1958 May 26, 2018

Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"

by arthurlovesplastic February 17, 2014