Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

by Thegrantwhoishonest February 27, 2023

G.S.I. Gross Sexual Imposition

G.S.I is a sex a sexual case where when the imphosition comes up and no intercourse was involved;even if the person had intercourse with the victim before the imphosition.

The reason why it may not be a conviction of g.s.i is because missing evidence of left over ceman on the vagina,left over pubic hairs,g.s.i is also a form of being sexualy molested.if its the case that the imphositon came up during intercurse g.s.i would now be a rape case..

also see books on law codes and situtes,books based on telling the education of laws.

G.S.I. Gross Sexual imposition

by regardless devon victory July 17, 2009

G.S.I gross sexual imphositon

G.S.I is a sex a sexual case where when the imphosition comes up and no intercourse was involved;even if the person had intercourse with the victim before the imphosition.
The reason why it may not be a conviction of g.s.i is because missing evidence of left over ceman on the vagina,left over pubic hairs,g.s.i is also a form of being sexualy molested.if its the case that the imphositon came up during intercurse g.s.i would now be a rape case..

also see books on law codes and situtes,books based on telling the education of laws.
G.S.I gross sexual imphositon

by regardless devon victory June 26, 2008

Imperatrix's Demise

When you bust such a fat nut inside of your girlfriend's asshole she spontaneously implodes.

Guy 1: How did she suddenly implode in on herself?

Guy 2: Imperatrix's Demise.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mejikavra July 27, 2021

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016