Ryder

A crusty dry man who thinks they are amazing at music but actually suck ass. he also has the largest penis in the state of maryland sizing around 13 inches. Ryder Taylor is unable to preform sexual acts due to the immense size of his erect penis. Ryder Taylor also loves to preform acts of drinking a cup of piss and shit and vomit it over his partner. since he can’t use his penis he uses his kink. i am also going to surprise attack him with a needle of ketamine and fentanyl on January 5th.

Look it’s that guy Ryder Taylor he is such a fucking bum i guess he’s cool tho

Ryder by theman2026 December 15, 2025

Ryder

Ryder is an thoughtful, kind, and considerate human. He is very good at listening, is very funny and is a great person to laugh with. He is a great friend and also really likes turtles and ducks :D

i had a great time with ryder

Ryder by 0897867564534231 June 16, 2026

Ryder

Ryder is an thoughtful, kind, extremely smart, and considerate human. He is very good at listening, is very funny and is a great person to laugh with. He is a great friend and also really likes turtles and ducks :D

i had a great time with ryder yesterday

Ryder by 0897867564534231 June 16, 2026

ryder

A ryder is when you masturbate and ejaculate inside of your underwear and leave it to marinate until the morning after.

"I pulled a ryder last night.. my balls were so warm from the hot steaming cum!"

ryder by bluecactus329 July 18, 2026

Rÿder

A very sweet, Thoughtful and handsome guy, Hes good with the ladies. But he also is shy to show his true self around others. He Usually Keeps too himself and is most likely a Weeb in some sense. Rÿders are also really good in bed and know how to treat a partner.

Girl 1: Hey, Can we talk?
Rÿder: Yeah Of course! whats on your mind?

Rÿder by LovelyLollipops76 January 17, 2021

Ryder Nigga 

GTA: SA Spoilers Ahead A bitch-aas nigga that betrays the homies of Grove Street by working with Officer Tenpenny, Ballas, and a Chubby Mothefucka' that can't aim fo' shit; Ryder also roasts my nigga CJ when he drives.

"Same old CJ, BUSTA', straight busta!" -Ryder

"I got with them mothefuckers though, showed them niggas who's gangsta! Ryder Nigga! Ninja style!"

Ryder Nigga by NiggaHarambe June 13, 2018

Ryder off 

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons

"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"

Ryder off by DanAshmore July 6, 2012