roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 21, 2008

ROTFFFLOLMFAOMFG

An acronym which stands for: Rolling On The Fucking Floor, Fucking Laughing Out Loud My Fucking Ass Off, My Fucking God...

SumDude: Ahh, we just pwned that doode.

MySelf:ROTFFFLOLMFAOMFG!!!

SumDude: o_O w/e.

by coolgamer808 October 24, 2008

roffel

What the ventrillo guy says when he tries to be leet.

skyline commented "roffel"

by gaurav March 12, 2004

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

ROTFFFLMMFAOWFHTIME

Rolling on the f***ing filthy floor laughing my mother f***ing a** off with f***ing huge tears in my eyes

there, took me a long time to type,

Me: i am a noob
Friend: ROTFFFLMMFAOWFHTIME!!!!

by poop333 January 3, 2006

roffleution

Parody name for Nintendo's upcoming console "Revolution"
This is used mostly in the www.systemwars.com forums by user Shailmankad

If you wanna make fun of Nintendo Fanboys just say
Roffleution will flop, TSHBO!

by Ch3wi3 May 17, 2006