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Lotus Roundabout

All the Rajapakshas join hands in a circle, and use the Nelum Kuluna to fuck the entire country.
Sri Lanka is facing a real bad Lotus Roundabout right now.
by The Real Raxy June 20, 2022
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No Roundabout about it

it means no doubt

term was developed by reem when going around a roundabout
it’s a fact, there is no roundabout about it
by pseudorem May 23, 2023
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex

Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Dakota Roundabout

When you spin in a circle as you ejaculate while being surrounded by a group of people. Not to be confused with a Hawaiian Helicopter. This move was created by Michael Cera on the set of superbad.
Did you hear Noah hit a Dakota Roundabout on ALL his boys?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Specky Roundabout

A ‘specky roundabout’ is an esteemed infrastructure technique in which is most commonly found in eastern Maryhill. The roundabout features 209 exits to maximise efficiency on the road.
“Let’s go to the specky roundabout
by Ifiddlewithmydogswilly December 27, 2024
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Fuck a roundabout

Willingly driving the opposite way in a roundabout.

Note: Might get you arrested.
Guy: Did you see the news about that guy who got arrested?

Guy 2: Yeah, he did the fuck a roundabout.
by Dankspanka' November 15, 2017
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