dick rod

The name of Rich dirty sanchez Rodriguez, the new coach of the Michigan football team

Dick Rod shafted his alma mater when he left West Virginia.

by JEZUZ January 7, 2008

The Rod Of Justice

A long, smooth shaft...used for porking....The male genetalia.

Put away your Rod Of Justice!!!!!

by DeBo December 3, 2003

rap rod

Slang for Phone, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox in HHGTTG

"Hand me the rap-rod plate captain"

by Me April 9, 2004

Rod Checking

Revving the engine of a vehicle until the redline as a test to make sure everything holds together when running.

Driver 1: Have you been Rod Checking your motor?
Driver 2: If those rods stay in the motor they passed the check, if they come out the oil pan... well you know...
Driver 1: At least you're Rod Checking it. Better now than on the track.

by nascarlo February 3, 2018

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

Blaze Rod

A Blaze Rod is a Chinese burn to the erect Penis.

- Refers to 'Minecraft' where a Blaze rod is an item Found in the Nether.

Tom: You alright man?

Alex: No, Fergus gave me an epic Blaze Rod last night.

Mickey: Duuuuuddee...

by AbsentMinded321 November 23, 2011

lame-rod

A person who seems to always fail due to lack of abilities or extreme weakness.

The crazy guy is such a lame-rod.

by Lijien August 14, 2012