Robert

Fag

Who is that oh it’s robert

by Poppa bubba April 16, 2019

Robert

A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

by Periodicals May 14, 2016

Robert

Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.

“That Robert beat me again. I’m gonna slap him.”

by Fornite4lyfe February 10, 2019

Robert

A vaginal disease

Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.

by Big Dick Big Money :( June 9, 2018

Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba

Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!

by TRAPLORDD February 21, 2019

Robert

Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.

Fuck Robert.

by Murtha Fuker September 17, 2018

Robert

My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019