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Reuben

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hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

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yeah thats him
by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020
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Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.
by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023
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Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.
“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”
by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023
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Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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reuben parry

Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair
Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry
by Mr hot male jimmy James September 15, 2019
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Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .
Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs
by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019
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Reuben

Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox
He has a dad bod and mullet ? Of course that’s…. Reuben
by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021
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