I really thought I had bested her when I tea bagged her face, but she gave me a Reuben Panini and now my forehead will never be the same.
by 80095boobs January 19, 2026
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1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them
He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them
He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
by tazzyy October 5, 2025
Get the Reuben Stepanovski mug.I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.
by moses12345 September 2, 2013
Get the dirty reuben love mug.A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.
by thejammonster December 12, 2007
Get the Rochester Reuben mug.A sandwich, hamburger or wrap that makes a mess with dripping of fluid or sauce. Spills and splashes of liquid that fall from the sandwich and land on your clothes and leaves stains. Food that drips sauce, grease or other liquid on your clothes. The Dirty Reuben originates from the Reuben sandwich, which is messy sometimes.
You were enjoying a hamburger until the the toppings fell out the bottom and made a Dirty Reuben on your shirt.
Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
by Reno/flex December 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Reuben mug.a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"
Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."
Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"
Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"
Gman: "awesome!"
Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"
Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"
Gman: "awesome!"
by aeraxeur February 28, 2011
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