Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben

Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox

He has a dad bod and mullet ? Of course that’s…. Reuben

by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021

Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute

ew thats reuben?

by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021

Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode

Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u

by tazzyy October 5, 2025

Reuben

When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.

My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.

by Nezukooo September 24, 2021

Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben

this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.

Reuben is a chad

agreed

by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021