reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!
reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox
by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021

ew thats reuben?
by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them
He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them
He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
by tazzyy October 5, 2025

My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.
by Nezukooo September 24, 2021

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour
Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!
Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool
Person 3: I don’t like Reuben
*person 1 and 2 kill 3*
Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool
Person 3: I don’t like Reuben
*person 1 and 2 kill 3*
by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.
by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021
