retsyn

The term used to designate the mysterious active ingredients in Certs: copper gluconate and hydrogenated cottonseed oil.

My goodness my mouth sure is stinky...I sure could use the Retsyn goodness of copper gluconate.

by Frakamazog August 19, 2003

rets

a phrase which questions the readiness of someone or something; short for "are you ready to go"?

I gotta get goin', chump. Rets?

by jdm November 21, 2002

Ham Rebush

To insert a ham with bone into a cavity (ass or vagina) and remove the bone leaving the ham in place. This provides a re-sizing of the "over stretched" orifice to a "like new" diameter.

She was so loose, I had to do a "Ham Rebush" in order to feel anything.

by Po' Boy 2 June 20, 2007

Renus

Replacing any adjective or noun to mean something hilarious.

Man, this room smells like renus.
I hate that guy, he's a renus.

by Brian-Sue October 27, 2003

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

remuse

adj. Easily amused while reminiscing

I was remused as I thought of my old friend whom I ditched to go to Columbia university.

by Rice Pu August 5, 2009

Rets

A better way of saying your every day word 'retarded'. Taken as plural from the word, 'reterded' which is a fancier way of saying retarded.

Is she rets?
What's wrong with you!!! Are you totes rets or what?!
My goodness, she looks so reterded.

by Widdy Angelz November 8, 2011