retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

retard apostrophes

When people use ` instead of '. Very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Jane: "don`t hesitate to IM me. i <3 random IM`s. my sn is a tokyo PRiNCESS. don`t ask about the tokyo thing. as you can so obviously tell, i`m not asian."

by Nigga November 20, 2004

retainer

I little piece of plastic and metal that sits in your mouth after the removal of Braces. Can easily get lost for they are often translucent, and are highly enjoyed by dogs as a tasty snack.

"Sorry, My dog ate my retainers."

by Plasticine June 14, 2005

retard shit

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.

Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.

by the wonkey July 8, 2009

fuckin' retard

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.

Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017

retard strength

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.

Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"

by Retard Joe December 22, 2006