parade rest

A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.

Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.

by Schwaka0 March 2, 2016

rest dent

The mark(s) left in a turd when the person leaving it alternates bewteen pushing and relaxing.

"My personal best is a turd that wrapped all the way around the bowl and had 14 rest dents in it."

by Office Temp August 26, 2009

Restiny

The cannon ship name for Destiny and Reese.

These two have had a "thing" for a long time, and it's cannon. OTP

I ship restiny so hard, definitely OTP

by Shipper<3 October 27, 2014

Resting Smug Face

We've all heard of resting bitch face, and I think we all know what it means. We would like to recognize other resting faces: people who just can't help but look a certain way without even trying. Our first is resting smug face: someone who just looks smug unless they're trying to look another way, like angry or amused.

That guy is so cocky, he even has resting smug face.

by wamathmom June 11, 2015

resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.

No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick May 22, 2018

resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder is a disorder where certain people(age group it mostly affects are middle schoolers and high schoolers)

Basically this disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. Have you ever thought: ‘My friends hate me’ ‘I’m not pretty enough’ ‘I’ll forever be alone’ ‘everyone hates me’. If so then you might be subjected to RD. do you think no one cares about you,or that you can’t stop thinking about this one negative thought on your mind that just won’t leave you alone. Than you have RD,your mind is basically so restless that it wants to make you miserable by making you think negative. It also can affect sleeping habits,eating habits,and social interactions. It’s like your mind hates you. These thoughts can come out of the blue or maybe because of a recent fight you had with a friend. This disorder can make make you push people away because you want you head to stop or you think that your protecting them from you. You isolate yourself from society and even you family(you won’t wanna be around anyone). It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control. You can have constant headaches and even migraines.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L March 17, 2018