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Snacker's Remorse

when one consumes copious amounts of decadent nutritionally-deficient snacks and feels regret about the gluttony soon thereafter.

while snacker's remorse normally occurs with calorie-heavy treats that have busted the snacker's diet, this sentiment can also occur when a person consumes a treat that doesnt taste the way they were hoping, or tastes really really bad.
I shouldn't have had three of those dark chocolate bars! They were SO good, but now I'm filled with snacker's remorse!

I had a snack attack this afternoon and I just had to eat that whole bag of chips. Now I have snacker's remorse.

Oh man, the gooey yellow squares on that tray are really nasty! Snacker's remorse!
by shanhorton January 21, 2009
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Breyers Remorse

The immediate regret one feels when looking at an empty carton from ice cream consumed in fit of binge eating.
Evelyn licked the remaining drops of Rocky Road Ice cream from her spoon when she looked in horror at the empty carton and was filled with Breyers Remorse. The diet begins NOW, she thought.
by IdeamanChicago July 15, 2014
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Voter’s Remorse

When you voted for a candidate based on identity politics versus the candidate’s abilities and agendas.
In 2021, millions of voters questioned the political decision they made at the polls and showed all classical signs of voter’s remorse.
by rbrice March 13, 2022
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pic remorse

A feeling of deep regret felt almost immediately after releasing a picture of yourself to the internet
ricardo do i look insane in this pic?
slightly wendy

(she is now having pic remorse)
by mariabot May 26, 2009
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Creamers Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced the exact moment one has finished ejaculating, causing him to regret his sexual encounter and the fact he has "creamed".
That silly french clown has creamers remorse!
by CreamersRemorse March 13, 2015
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Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020
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Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009
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