remotely retarded

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

Remote

narrative-driven short films

A famous remote found Conan visit a historic, Civil War-era baseball league. That piece was one of O'Brien's personal favorites, later remarking, "When I leave this earth, at the funeral, just show this, because this pretty much says who I'm all about."

Within a year, O’Brien began to work out a kind of comedic formula for “Late Night.” In addition to the usual glittering array of guests, the show combined the lewd and wacky (regulars included a masturbating bear and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) with more elegant, narrative-driven short films (which are called remotes) in which O’Brien left the studio and reported on, say, a historic baseball league or a station in Houston that refused to carry his show at its normal hour. The apotheosis of the “Late Night” remotes centered on the realization in 2006 that O’Brien bears a striking resemblance to the (female) president of Finland. “We took the show to Helsinki for five days,” O’Brien recalled, “where we were embraced like a national treasure.”

by howdoyouspellAnonymous December 17, 2013

stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!

Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap

by nerfherder January 11, 2009

Black tv remote

A black tv remote is a a mans dick instead of an actual black tv remote

Wheres you black tv remote

by Blackshadow1314 April 21, 2020

Satiellited remote hacking of the computer

Satelited remote hacking of the computer is a new level of computer intrusion. It is a wireless air-born connection that attacks your computer physically, freezing it up, and overtaking your programs, folder and can
corrupt,damage and hijack your programs from a nearby remote location. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT ON A LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION.

This is an explanation of "Satiellited remote hacking of the computer".You are on your Windows based PC at home, and are working on your word processor writing to your bank or credit card company.Your neighbor,who stole your mail & defrauded your credit cards, can remote into your home computer while you are on it,hijack a copy of the document you just typed, without coming to your door and or using the internet. It's a military grade software. In addition, there are other features where as a person with the remoted software, can assault you with an electric shock while you are sitting at table in a coffee shop, and they have brought their laptop computer to use there. An electrical shock airborne, can strike you & ZAP you electrically from the software in his computer.You do not have to be on the internet for this to occur. Only to have your computer turned on and or your body within the established range of the assault computer.

by Peaches From Park Forest, IL April 22, 2009

remote

abbrev. of "a long way from the nearest TV remote control"

Go to a remote beach where it is safe to eat the shellfish. Dig them up at low tide, leave in water to eject sand, cook on a driftwood fire at dusk. You will remember this day.

by Simonius_Titius_Underpantius January 12, 2011

remoteho

someone who is in constant charge of the tv remote

she's such a remoteho

by mr clam September 25, 2009