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release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."
by fickla August 27, 2006
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Release the Beast

Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole
If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass.

"So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit."
"What did you do?"
"I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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Release the beast

To drink a large quantity of Milwaukee's Best. This is usually done with the intention of getting hammered drunk.
Jake: (Rolling into a party with a case of Milwaukee's Best) "It's time to release the beast!!"
by Jimi_Thing March 30, 2009
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release a pirate

drop a dump. take a shit.. canning a duce... swampin' a yard ape.. sinking a brown pickle..
"be right back, i gotta go release a pirate."

or if it's gonna be a biggin' you'd say "Hey im gonna bounce outtie for a quick second I gotta go release a crew."

see also : free a pirate, or drown a pirate...
by stank nugget July 4, 2004
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release the dogs

When you reach the peak of sexual exitement, and you let out your baby yogurt.
That stupid haxmonkey camron cant even release the dogs!
by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011
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Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.
Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).
by Mark E. July 20, 2006
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