Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025

redead

A zombie-like enemy that appears in some "Legend of Zelda" series video games. They appear in Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess (however, they are called "ReDead Knights" in TP)

If the player comes within range, the ReDead will let out a shriek that will paralyze said player. It will then move in closer and jump onto their victims back & proceed to "bite" into the victim & drain their life energy.
In Twilight Princess, they no longer use their biting attack & use swords to attack instead.

This enemy is very notorious for being one of the most terrifying enemies in the Legend of Zelda games, as well as being one of the most dangerous.

Even to this day, ReDeads scare the shit out of me.

by Anonymous1216 March 15, 2007

Red head

A red head is an amazingly strong person with beautiful reddish hair. They are compassionate and one of the most loving people you will ever meet. Every day they put up with being called gingers and harsh words.

Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.

Famous red heads:

Queen Elizabeth the 1st

Shawn White

Vincent Van Gogh

Carol Burnett

And many many others!

by A person who speaks her mind October 22, 2013

ReHead

After you have already ejaculated, your sexual partner immediately begins performing oral; thereby skipping your refractory period and getting your penis hard again.

"Dude, I thought I was spent. You could have drawn a chalk line around me... but then Stephanie started to give me ReHead and I was good to go."

by Serequel January 27, 2009

Redheaded Slut

An alcoholic drink containing 1 part Jaggermeister, 1 part Peach Schnapps, 1 part Cranberry Juice.
Best chugged from the cranberry juice container, Redheaded Sluts are a favourite in the midwestern urban lifestyle.

Jake and Justin were rockin' Redheaded Sluts in the driveway.

by SmokeyJ February 12, 2005