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Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

A fantasy conjured up by Massholes and other New Englanders who actually believe Yankee fans watch baseball with an eye on beating Boston, while Yankee fans are primarily concerned with winning championships. In a true rivalry, one team wins more frequently than the appearance of Haley's Comet.
Hey, go Sox! We finally beat the Yankees with some half-assed fluke! This Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is really heating up - if we win 20 more championships and the Yankees don't win any, we'll be even!
Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry by Sux Nation September 25, 2011

Red Sox Fans 

Red Sox fans are the most pathetic, whiny, and horrible pieces of shit on the planet Earth. You assholes finally got your World Series, AND YOU ARE STILL WHINY!!! YOU CUNTS CAN NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN! These cum guzzling gutter sluts probably don't realize they have become exactly what they hate!! They ARE the Yankees now! They think the world revolves around their team and the team is God's gift to their lives. They buy every single big name free agent (Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Pedro, etc.), and they are hypochondriacs on the highest level, and are twice as cocky and arrogant as Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans don't make death threats to someone who wears a Sox jersey on the streets of Manhattan. Shit man, the Cubs and White Sox waited longer than you assholes. The White Sox deserved to win last year. The Cubs deserve it more because they are at least pleasant to be around. Babe, Bucky, Buckner, Boone. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE RUINED YOUR LIVES PSYCHOS!!! And you wonder why Buckner stiffed you assholes at the ring ceremony. You can have that fat fuck (Ortiz), you can have shitlocks (Manny), you can have the Bush loving redneck asshole (Schilling), you can have Varidickless, and you can have Papelshit. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP THREATNING ME AND MY FAMILY for rooting for the Yankees you pieces of shit. That's it, That's my statement!!!!
Aaron Boone. Game 7. Walk-off home run. Greatest moment in baseball history. FOX shows Pedro, Nixon, and Red Sox fans in Yankee Stadium crying. 'Nuff said.
Red Sox Fans by MTS July 15, 2006

red sox fan 

1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.

2) Usually confused with moron.

3) Talks with annoying gay accent.

4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.
e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan

"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"

synonyms with gay faggot sucks
red sox fan by JOAShbacon July 22, 2012

red sox fan 

The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.
red sox fan by idk who August 13, 2006

Red Sox Fans 

keep quite when they lose and become arrogant jackasses when they win.
even though the yankees have been 26-1 against the yankees in world seires wins in the past 86-ish years they don't realize it.
yay we won a world series we're soooo much better than the yankees
Red Sox Fans by mAGIK bUS March 12, 2005

Red Sox Logic 

Red Sox Logic(noun) -Red Sox Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the Boston Red Sox fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Red Sox Logic

"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up

Red Sox Logic by Angels Fan August 25, 2008