recovery

In our Wall Street Derivative Nation language, the word RECOVERY is pronounced Wreck-Hovery. The Wall Street definition is: 1. The suspension - as in hovering in the air - of rules governing theft/embezzlement/fraud ~ and/or 2. Vultures, hyena, mice, banksters and other Scavenger Species amassing and eating what APPEARS to be alive ~ but is, indeed, dead.

In a speech before the Unemployed Teachers Union today, President Obama explained, "To some of you, our current economic recovery seems elusive, but my Wall Street economists, working for The Too Big To Fail, assure me that this Economic Recovery is REAL and will be maintained."

by FreedomBase August 25, 2012

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

Recovery coochie

Sexual gratification obtained as the healing process for a breakup.

When James found out his girlfriend had slept with his best friend, he called his ex over for consoling and recovery coochie.

by D-Moola June 9, 2009

Recorder

And the recorder instrument records all the air out of the instrument

My recorder recorded all the air out as I played a beautiful melody

by A.B.C-QUEEN January 21, 2020

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

recorder

some one who records or is a dumbass

that guy is such a recorder

by cant speak spanish July 27, 2005

full recovery

a good band (fullrecovery.cjb.net)

1) Full recovery is a good band.
2) Their drummer is so hot.

by drummer boi November 2, 2003