Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020

Ruben

A fucking rat

Ruben is a rat

by Ruben ratt November 10, 2020

Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood

Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s

by Toxic female May 6, 2020

RUBEN

A NOT HANDSOME GUY. NOBODY THINKS HE CUTE WHATSOEVER.... RUDE TOXIC GUY🙄🤠🤡💀

“Omg it’s Ruben”
“He’s not handsome”

by Unicornlovesforever November 5, 2019

Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

ruben

homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo

yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben

by dude879 October 31, 2011

Ruben

A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.

Look there is a person who cant walk or read and they have downsyndrome his name must be ruben

by Big man Josh February 8, 2020