Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood

Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s

by Toxic female May 6, 2020

Ruben

A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe

Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA

by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020

Ruben

Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.

I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!

by _brixn.m January 2, 2017

Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

ruben

homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo

yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben

by dude879 October 31, 2011